Iran's Secret Weapon

How is it that the country is so united and so spiritual and so loving and caring? They have outlawed the keeping of cats and dogs as pets.

The key to maximizing the potential for inter-human relations lies in the complete elimination of all other animals in the day-to-day processes of life.

Take a look at how Iranians interact with one-another on youtube and see for yourself.

The key is in those pesky animals.

An example of how pets can destroy your life, is my old roomates in Vienna who owned two cats. Mimi and Mitza Katze. Disgusting animals that stunk up the whole house with their litter box, and continuously provoked suspicion and strange sexual tendencies. Neither of those roommates have normal lives, and nor did I during the time that I lived with those cats. The effects on my life were not intangible, they were daily occurrences that culminated in an entirely altered experience over the long-term.

Think of how much influence Barney and Mrs. Beasley have on the White House and the world...just imagine if a bark at the wrong moment in time could have altered the President's train of thought to the point where the course of history was changed. This is the delicate framework that we are living in at this time, and this is the kind of threat that we must face head-on if we are to truly progress successfully in the Anthropocene Epoch: a time of true unmitigated human supremacy. But the remaining species are not push-overs. Sometimes your best friend is your worst enemy. Beware of Dogs.